Witty Banter

For those of you who have been exposed to the Roadshow, you are most likely privy to the antics and words that accompany the members. Often times these words are insults of people that the Roadshow has observed, but more likely they are insults of the members of the Roadshow themselves. So that you may gather a better feel of what it's like to actually be in and/or around the the Roadshow I have compiled a list of the most recent Roadshow quotes. If you can remember some other quotes from The Traveling Roadshow, feel free to add any that you deem worthy.

"I told my girlfriend I'm quitting my job to be your campaign manager. She was pissed, but fuck her."

"So uh, what are you doing tommorrow?" (a question asked to a member of the Roadshow the day before he was about to take a long trip to someplace sandy.)

"Do we have to scrutinize everything? I'm the only person this happens to" "Welcome to my world, fag." (the question and appropriate response by two members of the Roadshow when their actions are being analyzed)

"It was my understanding that, as the wine opened, so would his soul."

"You don't want to be exclusive. What do you want to say? Can I get a bj before I leave?"


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